So, this happened.
Words suddenly fail us.
All we know is that Madonna and Lady Gaga are criss-crossing the globe in fishnet tights that may or may not cover all of their titanium-hard super-glutes.
Speaking of great butts, have you seen K.Stew's?
We punt the question to you: Whose ass wore fishnets best onstage?
Check out the winners and fails on the red carpet today!