So, this happened.

Words suddenly fail us.

All we know is that Madonna and Lady Gaga are criss-crossing the globe in fishnet tights that may or may not cover all of their titanium-hard super-glutes.

Speaking of great butts, have you seen K.Stew's?

We punt the question to you: Whose ass wore fishnets best onstage?

Check out the winners and fails on the red carpet today!

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