If you're looking for the hottest trend of fall 2012, it's none of the above. Instead, the truly fashionable celebrity this season has a...swing. That's not code for anything. It's really a swing—the kind with two ropes, a platform and a death wish.<" />

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Celebs on Swings: From Katy Perry to Victoria Beckham—What Their High-Flying Accessory Secretly Means

by Leslie Gornstein Tue., Nov. 6, 2012 3:18 PM PST

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Leather jackets? Colored denim? Insane clown pants?

So, what does a celebrity's swing accessory reveal about what she's thinking? We found out.

Here's Beyoncé in some crazy pants

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"Why, yes, my name is Gwen Stefani and I'm a 43-year-old woman on a swing wearing tights and a headband. It's called being obscenely rich. Look it up."

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"If my boyfriend is looking up my ginormous skirt right now, I really don't want to know. John? Sweetie? My eyes are up here. No, that would not make an excellent lyric. Put away the pen!"

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"Welcome to my bathroom!"

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"You know how J.Lo needs all her furniture to be white? Yeah, bitch stole that idea from me. And, oh, I can actually sing."

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"I could design a much sexier swing than this. If I wanted to. Which I don't. Yet. Unless Kim Kardashian is designing a swing. Is she designing a swing? She is, isn't she? Crap."