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Mariah Carey, Pink, Katy Perry

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Leather jackets? Colored denim? Insane clown pants?

If you're looking for the hottest trend of fall 2012, it's none of the above. Instead, the truly fashionable celebrity this season has a...swing. That's not code for anything. It's really a swing—the kind with two ropes, a platform and a death wish.

So, what does a celebrity's swing accessory reveal about what she's thinking? We found out.

Gwen Stefani

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"Why, yes, my name is Gwen Stefani and I'm a 43-year-old woman on a swing wearing tights and a headband. It's called being obscenely rich. Look it up."

Katy Perry

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"If my boyfriend is looking up my ginormous skirt right now, I really don't want to know. John? Sweetie? My eyes are up here. No, that would not make an excellent lyric. Put away the pen!"

Pamela Anderson

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"Welcome to my bathroom!"

Mariah Carey

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"You know how J.Lo needs all her furniture to be white? Yeah, bitch stole that idea from me. And, oh, I can actually sing."

Victoria Beckham

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"I could design a much sexier swing than this. If I wanted to. Which I don't. Yet. Unless Kim Kardashian is designing a swing. Is she designing a swing? She is, isn't she? Crap."

Pink

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"Kiss my ass."