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    Bitch Stole My Go Go Juice: Paris Hilton vs. Miranda Lambert as Honey Boo Boo

    Paris Hilton, Honey Boo, Miranda Lambert Noel Vasquez/Getty Images; Paris Hilton; Twitter
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    It was bound to happen: A pair of stars dressing up as a person who is more famous than the two of them combined.

    Behold Miranda Lambert, who dressed as Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson for Halloween, and Paris Hilton, who supposedly did the same but actually went out disguised as herself.

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    Yes, Hilton is wearing a pink dress that harkens vaguely to overly sexualized child beauty pageant contestants. But, for us, Lambert clearly wins thanks to the feverishly sprayed blond ringlets, the sash and, of course, the Blue Steel pout.

    Unless we're totally wrong. Which one of these famous folks channeled Alana best?

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