At first it was just a little product in his hair. Then it was the earrings. Then it was a bunch of unnecessary tats about Jesus or Confucius or SpaghettiOs. Then came the day-glo kicks.
And now the transformation is complete, thanks to a pair of 15-foot angel wings made from moon dust and instruments lifted from the Rock of Ages set. Those aren't wires you see keeping the Biebs afloat—they're an angel's harp strings.
Those gold gloves and matching shoes? Mortals cannot wear them without their faces melting off. It's a secret technology known only to the amazing.