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Rachel Zoe, January Jones, Britney Spears

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Our blockbuster new series, Halloween or Real Life, continues today with three new candidates ready to thrill and amaze, stun and stymie! Check out the three photos here and then you tell us: Are these folks dressed for Halloween, or is a stylist just off her meds again?

First we have Rachel Zoe. At first we thought she was in a zombie costume, but then we realized she's just that desiccated and wiry looking all the time. No, it appears that she is dressed like a zombie flapper, which is much more fun. Let's hope her hip flask is not filled with human eyeballs.

Next up: Britney Spears, who never met a sexy costume she didn't like. In this case, it's a combination of sexy and witch. Sort of like Victoria Beckham, we guess.

And finally, not to be outdone, we have January Jones in a fabulously disco one-piece. Love the pimp chain, doll, but no feathered fedora? No wad of cash? Bitch better have your money.

So, which of these gals is actually dressed for Halloween?

The answer, in case it's not obvious, is this: Britney and Rachel are definitely doing Halloween. January, meanwhile, has no excuse—that matching two-piece set was worn to the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund show—not a Halloween party.