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Pippa Middleton

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Let's get real: The only book we'd want to read by Pippa Middleton is a memoir about how she slept with Prince Harry the night after big sis Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William.

This is not that book. So, instead we'll focus on her two launch party looks.

First up to bat is this sleeveless tweed Stella McCartney dress with flared skirt that she wore on Thursday. It's sexy and sophisticated, though we'd lose the tights and add a pushup bra.

Actually, we shouldn't knock the tweed. Compared to the Roksanda Ilincic shift dress she wore earlier that day, it's like a bolt of fashion lightning in an otherwise frumpy plum landscape.

What do you think of Pippa's party looks? And who wants to write some Pippa-Harry fan fiction with us?!