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Taylor Swift

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Just when we were bracing for another photo of Miley Cyrus dressed like a Russian mail order bride, we get this across our transoms instead.

It'sTaylor Swift , and she's ready to audition for Glee's New Directions! Like, yay! Taylor, with you up front, the team is totally gonna take Nationals for two years in a row, babe.

Just kidding, of course. Taylor's actually on stage, performing for Good Morning America in Times Square, but come on. The black striped tights, dance flats and spangly top—if that's not a leotard, we'll eat Liza Minnelli's wig. It's all so Fosse we're wondering where the bowler hat went.

Jazz hands, everybody!