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We remember these types from high school: Pretty girls who can never, ever let anybody forget that they're pretty. Not even on Halloween. So, they put together some tee-hee costume that's essentially a miniskirt, heels and a hat.
Ladies, these are not costumes. Just ask Heidi Klum, who would rent a village of eskimos and wear them as a hat if it would make a fierce enough Halloween getup.
Are we calling out Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad for being downright lazy in comparison? Yes, yes we are.
Let's start with Lauren, who dressed as Minnie Mouse for a party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery last Halloween. To her credit, she did get the look right—Mickey's girlfriend does indeed have a polka-dot dress and bow. Extra props to L.C. for turning her hair into mouse ears. (Somewhere, Lady Gaga is crying with jealousy.) Still, the effect is more of a nod to a costume than a real one.
Then again, at least Conrad made an effort. Cavallari's version of Minnie, which she "wore" to a party in NYC last week, is essentially a cap from Disneyland and, well, that's it. Honey, no.
Unless we're wrong. Which reality star owned the Minnie Mouse Halloween challenge?