Sometimes we get a simple fashion face-off, and sometimes we get a terrifying four-way lucha libre-style cage match.
Two teams enter the style arena. Only one comes out alive. This appears to be one of those cases, thanks to an unsettling array of prints, lace, labels and general swagger on display from two of the most fearless fashionista couples around.
First up: Kimye. They've stepped into the clothing arena wearing their trademark black and white color scheme, but, aside from that, they're anything but predictable. Kim Kardashian has admirable chutzpah for pairing a very bold set of earrings with a statement dress from Dolce & Gabbana's fall collection, while boyfriend Kanye West knows what he's doing by keeping his all-black outfit simple and understated.
And now comes Milam. Or maybe they're Cyworth. Whatever. It's Miley Cyrus, who never met a thigh-high skirt or plunging neckline she didn't love, sporting bug-eye sunglasses, Doc Martens, a flashy Moschino belt and equally subdued skirt. Like Kanye, fiancé Liam Hemsworth apparently knows better than to try to get in the way.
So, in your mind, which fashion warrior duo wins this face-off?