Everything about this photo makes us jealous. We covet any hairstylist who can make Tyra Banks look sane (rogue shoulder strand notwithstanding).

We're jealous of anyone who can pull off a fishtail gown, which requires at least 8 feet of Amazon legs.

Tyra towers over Katie Couric

We envy the kid who got to take a piece of sidewalk chalk and highlight all of Tyra's best parts.

But the fact that turns us completely green-eyed? Tyra has the power to throw a party called the Flawsome Ball, and no one can giggle in her face even a little bit.

Let's channel all that envy into some righteous judgment, shall we? What do you think of Tyra's gown—Gotta Have It or Make It Stop?

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