Gwyneth Paltrow Pulls a Miley Cyrus at Michael Kors Gala

While in New York City for a Michael Kors event, the cut-out dress fits OK, but it evokes a desperate Gwynnie we never want to see again.

We have to assume that Gwyneth Paltrow is messing with us. She's worn cut-out dresses before. She's worn black before. But she's never stooped to wearing a Michael Kors gown that turned her into Miley Cyrus.

Maybe Gwynnie just wanted to highlight all the places where she keeps it tight, which is, thanks to her diet of organic grapefruit mist, everywhere.

Whatever The Goopster was thinking, she's The Goop. Miley only wishes she were her.

If it weren't so close to Halloween, we'd actually be worried.