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Britney Spears, Kate Bosworth

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Two gals, two shiny gowns, a unique chance to declare one totally better than the other—should we at least pretend that there are even odds going into this race? Hey, sure.

First, let's look at Britney Spears. Initially, we wondered as to how many people it took to prop up the X Factor judge and keep her vertical through a whole City of Hope function., but then we gave a closer look at the Halston she was wearing, and all became clear: that's a hard plastic shell, not a gown. It's genius. She could stand like that all night. Well played, Brit-Brit.

Then there's Kate Bosworth in Stella McCartney.

This photo is kinda giving us an idea for a rom-com—like, a lonely guy named Sam buys a disco ball at a yard sale only to discover—holy cow! It's really a beautiful fairy in disguise, and she's on the run from an evil witch who wants to harvest fairies for their delicious sparkly dust. Hide the fairy, Sam! Hide her in your bedroom! Sleep on the couch until the two of you fall in love!

Add it all up, and it actually does come down to a tie for us. But what about you: Which glitzy star did better in her dazzling dress?