We have no idea if this is actually a mini dress, or just some purple spray paint Christina Aguilera shellacked on before stepping out to announce the AMA nominees.
Either way, The Voice judge matched her dyed tips to her outfit and struck a confident pose in ankle-strap pumps, a statement necklace and a bling ring crafted from one of Liberace's shirts.
We gotta give credit where credit is due, and we're happy to see Xtina loud and proud about her new and curvier figure.
But maybe going up a size would give the girls a little breathing room and stop us from pulling out the jaws of life to rescue them. Just saying.