So, Sarah Palin dressed like this for a shopping trip with daughter Willow Palin over the weekend.
For your sake, we have no intention of telling you who made those shoes, or the Flashdance-inspired shirt, or the summer-camp-chic bracelets.
Though, to be totally honest about it, we would not burn those jeans if someone were to give them to us, like, for free.
We don't know what it is about this person that turns everything she wears into insta-Sears, but it's not our job to know. It's our job to judge. Meanly.