It's been three whole minutes since anybody last mentioned Lady Gaga.
The Mother Monster has now fixed that problem by putting a sun on her head and throwing on claws crafted out of the lost dwarven treasure of Lonely Mountain.
Gaga wore this stuff to her fragrance launch in London. The party was at Harrod's, where the wealthy go to buy golden sun headdresses and the Queen's favorite blend of tea.
We hear that Gaga got booed at the event. Which is ridiculous, because who can possibly hate a claw made out of gold? How does that even happen? And—confidential to all you booing haters—the Lady just put a sun on her head for you, you spoiled monsters. Learn some manners.