We do declare, merely fluttering our eyes at this photo has turned us as southern as a pork-fried doily dipped in Dixie Fry.
Taylor Swift does look as pretty as a magnolia in that Elie Saab dress, doesn't she? We know that's not a parasol, but rather an umbrella, and we are acutely aware that Swift was raised in the Yankee state of Pennsylvania, but if that young lady isn't on her way to a church social or tea cotillion, well, we will just eat our weight in chantilly!
Uh, OK, so, turns out she's actually on her way to the Saab fashion show in this photo. Way to ruin our antebellum fantasy, there, Taylor.