It's not easy being a beautiful man with a supernatural TV show.
All those pliant young necks to be sucked, all those adoring groupies in black lipstick shrieking your name at comic book conventions. It can really wear a werewolf down, you know?
Given how sleepy eyed True Blood's Joe Manganiello looked at the Empire magazine party in West Hollywood on Tuesday, it clearly took all of his uncanny powers just to crawl into that suit, what with its skinny pants and all.
Or maybe he was just smizing, like co-star Alexander Skarsgard over at his shindig for Calvin Klein. That's Calvin Klein Collection he's wearing on his priceless bod, and a definite smize on his face. We really hope Tyra Banks isn't charging him royalties for that.
Right about now we'd love to poll you on who'd win in a fight—a werewolf in skinnies or a vamp in Calvin Klein—but maybe we should just stick to which actor looked hotter. So, in your humble opinion, who did?