Wow, that is huge. We can understand why everyone wants to talk about this today. It's just massive.
Wait, we're talking about Jessica Simpson's python-print handbag. What did you think we were talking about? Oh...you people are so mean.
Simpson wore these tiny black shorts and world-devouring bag on the way to a photo shoot for Weight Watchers, for whom she is the official spokeswoman. For the record, she looks just fine. In fact, if we had hair like that when we were on our way to a photo shoot, we wouldn't care what the inevitable body shamers had to say.
Keep on doin' your thing, Jess.