INFphoto.comThis is a photo of Lady Gaga, both in a Versace and next to a Versace—Donatella Versace, to be precise.
Specifically, the Mother Monster is wearing a vintage number from the design house, the kind that supermodels used to wear between boasts about their $10,000 a day income. Donatella, meanwhile, is wearing a leather dress by...Oh, come on, like you actually care.
We have no idea what happened after this photo was taken, but we like to think that the scene dissolved into an orgy in which humans, lions, camera parts and homeless people all made love in a big heap in the middle of Milan. Elton John popped out of a manhole and started singing "Madman Across the Water." Prince leapt onto his private jet, painted entirely in paisley, and showered the scene from 8,000 feet with purple rose petals.
Or maybe Gaga and Donatella just stepped onto a balcony and blew kisses to the crowd, then went for dinner, like the reporters say they did. But we doubt it. That would be totally and completely insane.