Right about now there are three dozen fashion bloggers writing up this photo and wearing their "f" keys into nubs with snipes about Christina Aguilera's weight.

It's sick, just sick.

Besides, the real scandal here is that Xtina is morphing into Cyndi Lauper, and there's no diet on Earth that can fix that.

See who else is stealing Cyndi Lauper's look

We're done here.

Looks like all of Hollywood wants to be Cyndi!

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