Gwen Stefani's face really says it all: "I'm so close to this hot mess that the hair on my arm is starting to singe off."
OK, you're right—that was a little harsh. Let's start again.
Brigitte Nielsen Miley Cyrus attends the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas in a sheer black crop-top, silver pencil skirt, Moschino leopard print belt and matching pumps.
We don't know what to say. This chick is 19 years old, yet looks like Kate Gosselin attempting a girls night out. Or Draco Malfoy post-op. It's just trashy.
Good luck keeping this gem away from the belly tee section at Walmart, Liam Hemsworth!