RETURNS
2017
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Emma Watson

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Now that is perky.

Emma Watson clearly wants us to think of her as something—anything—other than a child witch named Hermione Granger. The actress's one-woman war against her wizardly past continued this week on a red carpet in New York with a little support from a label called Brood.

In fact, this Brood dress was pretty much the only support the actress got as she attended a screening of her latest flick, The Perks of Being a Wallflower. For the record, that flap over her shoulder is not a sleeve, it's more like a pleated awning that just sits on top, looking expensive.

As for the bodice, we spy a zipper down the middle, but we aren't sure whether it actually zips up or can only be worn as a half-shed insect carapace.

The shoes, just off camera there, are Prada.

We get it, Emma, you're all grown up, but even witches wear bras.