If you've ever sat up late at night wondering what would happen if David Bowie had a baby with Seven of Nine, lo!
Here's Interview magazine, in which Emma Stone answers that very mystery. The baby would have eyes that wrap clear around the sides of her head like a beautiful giant race of praying mantises from Venus!
And the baby would have earrings like space thorns, eyeliner like Pat Benatar and some sort of collar designed by Chanel!
Anyone who lived through the '80s and liked it will love this photo spread, and that would be us, so, yeah, we love it. Love the earrings, which we are told are by Eddie Borgo. Love that collar thing, which really is by Chanel.
And inside the mag, the retro-futuristic flow continues, thanks to looks from Lanvin, Yves Saint Laurent and Balenciaga.
If this is what a high-fash alien invasion looks like, bring it on.