Look, we get it—your fashion muse can come in all shapes and sizes.
Here at Fashion Police, our way of appeasing the style gods comes in the form of a small Victoria Beckham shrine we keep at the foot of our bed and feed a piece of cabbage every two hours. It's not practical, but then again, what great fashion is?
We mean that quite plainly. Case in point: The royalist sister of them all, Pippa, earlier this week at a book launch in a brightly-patterned, ‘70s-esque dress that we couldn't help but feel familiar about. Then we remembered a little literary nugget called Oh, the Places You'll Go! By the brilliant Dr. Seuss and we realized what was happening.
It's the same feeling that washed over us during Ri-Ri's interview with Oprah Winfrey, when the mere sight of her teal maxi-dress with pink blossoms gave us an unquenchable thirst for AriZona Iced Tea.
What could this all mean? Are Ri-Ri and Pippa trying to sway us to their respective literary and soft drink sides? Is this a new trend in celeb style? Or, horror among horrors, does it mean absolutely nothing at all?
We can't be too sure, but what we do know is this: It's been 2 hours and it's time for Mrs. David Beckham's feeding.