We just spent an hour staring at this red carpet photo of Jennifer Lopez.
You know, for professional reasons. We're fashion critics. It's our job to seek out and expose any and all fashion flaws among our celebrities for the good of this nation.
And we're pleased to report that we cannot find a single faux pas in J.Lo's latest look. You may go back to your daily lives with the reassurance that all is well among the wealthy and diva-licious.
After giving a high-energy concert in Las Vegas, Lopez rhumba-ed into this sexy blue strapless number, courtesy of Edition by Georges Chakra. The former Mrs. Marc Anthony accessorized with Louboutin peep-toe pumps and her kindergartner of a boyfriend as they partied the night away at Pure nightclub.
We're not sure what those five white marks along the bust line are for, but we're thinking they may be blanks, a place for hot backup dancers to write their cell numbers with Sharpies. You know, just in case 25-year-old Casper Smart suddenly gets too old.