Sure, you're an A-list star who's just had your heart stomped on publicly by your A-list now-ex-girlfriend who cheated on you with a B-list director. But you're still devilishly handsome and only 26 and hot damn, could Robert Pattinson look any sexier in a suit?!
Now that he's officially on the market, R.Pattz seems to be putting his smoldering single face on and we love it!
Behold the vampire we want to suck our blood in a Gucci suit, ready to ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. That bright blue tie makes us feel like the NASDAQ will be on the up-and-up come the closing bell.
Moving on to the New York premiere of Cosmopolis! Gucci hosted the event, and it's no surprise to see Rob on the red carpet in a blue-gray suit from the label paired with a blue dress shirt, black tie and oxfords. He looks sooo dapper here that we're wearing a bib as we write this. Dab dab.
But enough about us. This last look is Rob on Good Morning America in head-to-toe Kenzo, with slate-gray jeans, a navy shirt, black blazer and low-top sneakers.
He looks cazh and yet somehow broken. Like he needs a nice long hug—maybe from us—where we stroke our fingers through his fiery lion mane while he stares deeply into our eyes and whispers, "K.Stew who?"
That's right, everyone, Rob Pattinson wants to marry us is sexier as a single!