NOV. 21, 8PM
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Jessica Biel, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale

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If we ever had an excuse to wear 6-inch platforms the color of smurfs, we would do that.

The Total Recall cast was blessed with just such an opportunity this week, one-upping each other with some seriously deadly looking blue stompers.

Let's talk about Kate Beckinsale. We're putting her first so that she doesn't shiv us with a stake as soon as we turn away. The 39-year-old stunner paired a deep-eggplant, body-skimming dress with stacked Louboutin pumps.

As for Jessica Biel, here's what happened: Brian Atwood single-handedly wrestled a giant sea serpent the color of the Adriatic and snapped its mighty neck, just so the actress could have this pair of blue snake skin ankle-straps.

Of course, the creature was the only blue sea serpent left in the world, but this was the Total Recall Berlin photocall, people. The future Mrs. Justin Timberlake cannot just walk around wearing shoes made from common domesticated animals. Sacrifices had to be made.

So, whose blue footwear do you prefer: Kate's or Jess'?