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Sure, we here at Fashion Police love to talk about clothes.
But we also really enjoy a lack of clothes, particularly on Olympic athletes. Call us nuts, but we'd rather see wrestler Jordan Burroughs wearing half a leotard instead of a full one.
Another fact: We prefer to see a half-dozen half-naked Olympic hardbodies instead of just one. Sue us. Meantime, we're rounding up the hottest swimmers, wrestlers and all-around heroes from the summer games in London and putting them together for absolutely no reason other than we can. Are you in or are you out?
Let's start with swimming champ Ryan Lochte, who should be required by law to go shirtless at least four days a week.
Followed by Jordan Burroughs. Mr. Burroughs is 24, a freestyle wrestling world champion and a native of Camden, New Jersey. He also enjoys long walks on the beach (with us) and obsessively reading everything we write for Fashion Police. Or maybe not. But this is our fantasy. Get your own.
Plus more pool sharks like Peter Vanderkaay, Cullen Jones and Michael Phelps.
Let's hope they all suddenly find themselves hopelessly allergic to cotton, wool and polyester. And anything else clothes are made of.