Dear Miley Cyrus:
We love you, and we (occasionally) love your style. But you're not fooling anybody with these twitpics. You do not post photos like this so that people will marvel over your new pants, or your other new pants, or your coif. You do not care what anybody thinks about your hot rollers.
Just put up a post that says, "my abs are awesome," and then let us rave about your hourglass shape in an open and honest manner...starting with this latest twitpic maybe?
This photo went live earlier this week with the caption, "my 'Fiance' jeans. but for real though." It supposedly was uploaded to showcase a pair of trousers co-owned by the actress's fiancé, Liam Hemsworth.
Miley also wore an ab-baring tee in a size negative 3. Probably just, you know, a coincidence.
For the record, we like the pants. And the abs are fine, too.