We just woke up from a horrifying nightmare where Snooki and Charlie Sheen joined forces to create one herculean machine of all things bizarre and tasteless, and…

Oh, that wasn't a dream?

Apparently not—as Snickers, and her bulging baby bump, posted this photographic evidence to Facebook earlier today.

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The 24-year-old pint-sized reality star made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! in a sequined black mini dress, bubblegum pink platform heels, an extra-long strand of fake pearls and wavy locks.

While we're impressed by all of that pregnancy cleavage, the thing we love most is the spiked metallic bracelet, which could double as a form of protection against Charlie and his vaguely unhinged gaze.

"Charlie and I back stage at Kimmel last week!" the Snooki &JWoww star captioned with the pic.

All we have to say is, use that spiked accessory wisely Snooks!

Oh, and we'd like to add hugging Charlie Sheen to the list of things to avoid while pregnant.

PHOTOS: Snooki-Palooza!

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