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Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender, W Magazine

Mario Sorrenti/W Magazine

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So, there we were—trolling the Internet for naked pics of Joe Manganiello and crafting fresh insults for Nicki Minaj's jeggings collection, when we ran across the latest cover of W.

And lo, the clouds parted, angels wept and Jesus H. Christmas could Michael Fassbender be any hotter?

Oh, that's Charlize Theron draped across him like a wet mink, but the star of this shot is clearly the Fass and that's a decision we wholeheartedly support.

What's that, you ask? What's Charlize wearing? Have you not been paying attention?

We're showing you a picture of Fassbender on the cover of...Oh, fine. Charlize is wearing lambskin, OK? Yes, she is clad in the skin of a lamb and she still fails to tear our eyes away from the primal man candy that is the co-star of Prometheus.

Not enough fashion insight? Sigh. It's a Dior Archive lambskin dress paired with accessories that include LaCrasia gloves and an Elsa Peretti for Tiffany & Co. silver necklace.

Now, can we just get on with ripping this cover in half and rubbing the Fass part all over our bodies until the ink dissolves? Thanks.