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Just hear us out on this one.
We've been collecting photos of Suri Cruise, not in a creepy way, but, you know, in a high-fashion way. And we've noticed something: The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is not even 7 and she's already posing like Constance Jablonski in a Gap ad.
Think we exaggerate? Observe...
We'll start with the photo of little Suri in the hat. Josie Maran will tell you that's a classic pose for beauty ads. That's a fact.
We move on.
Observe the photo of Suri in a bright poppy-orange dress and animal-print bag, leaping, gazelle-like, onto the street. That is the exact jumping pose that Tyra Banks begs—begs!—her models to do during photo shoots on America's Next Top Model. That is a fact.
We move on.
Check out Suri on ice skates. Look at the eyes—the child is smizing on ice skates.
And do we even need to mention the shot of Suri as she faces the camera head-on and squishes up her face while wearing what appears to be a set of ladybug wings. This photo would be Tyra-approved. (The reality host calls it ugly-pretty. Look it up.) Again, that is a fact.
The only question left: Who will snap her up, Ford or Elite?