Those wacky Europeans!
Take Sofía Vergara, one of the sexiest women in the world, dress her up for a smoking hot Vanity Fair Spain cover and…stick a cigarette in her hand?
It's such a reckless I'm-satisfied-now-I-need-a-smoke Euro cliché...
You might as well take a bikini-clad model and shove a popsicle in her pouty mouth—like we do in this country.
Not that the cancer stick takes anything away from the 39-year-old stunner in a strapless red pantsuit with tousled post-coital hair and sultry, smoky eyes.
And she looks even hotter in an accompanying behind-the-scenes video that shows the Modern Family star posing seductively against a pool table in black corset and tap pants.
She's. So. Freaking. Hot. On second thought, pass the smokes.