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Carrie Underwood

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The Jolly Green Giant always seemed like the lone wolf type, but it turns out his flashy sister was just timing her entrance for maximum exposure!

Behold, the other emerald freak in the family: Carrie Underwood.

We're trying...

And we mean really trying to figure out what possessed the otherwise beautiful singer to wear these green sequined shorts with black lace trim, mustard blouse and a shiny celery jacket out and about in London yesterday.

Coming out in support of gay marriage? Nope. Tied to the launch of her new album Blown Away? Don't think so. Somehow related to her promotional trip to London? Not unless she thinks she's landed in Ireland, instead.

It's a complete and utterly ugly mystery.