In case you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at Fashion Police, here's an exclusive sneak peek into our world: We just spent 10 minutes staring at this exotic black-and-gold jellyfish and wondering how it escaped from its tank in Dita Von Teese's boudoir.
We've been trying to parse how such a creature managed to breathe on dry land, and why it chose Katy Perry as its first victim...
Then again, who are we kidding? We're fashion critics, not marine biologists. All we know is that the enormous sea creature was designed by Toronto label Vawk and also has a taste for Christian Louboutin heels.
As for where this crime of nature took place, the answer is Canada—where the "Firework" singer managed to stay alive long enough to perform at the 2012 MuchMusic Video Awards.
Let's just hope this animal is on the endangered species list.