If you know anything about Australia, then you know it's hot during Christmas and cold in July.
Now we also know something else about the Land Down Under, courtesy of a newly concussed Lady Gaga: Halloween is in June and when she travels to Oz, Mother Monster likes to dress up as Victoria Beckham...
Usually we can spot the Lady from a mile away—as long as there's a dress made of something that was once alive and is now edible, we know it's her.
And yet, behold, the former Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta touching down for the Aussie leg of her Born This Way Ball tour in a halter dress from David Koma's Fall 2012 collection. The garment is, shockingly, made of some sort of cloth.
The pumps are Louboutin and cannot be served with ciabatta bread or garlic aioli.
We have no idea what the hell is going on.