Didn't think they made dresses out of Sade's old tour buses now, did you? Well, consider yourself educated, because that's exactly what Fergie wore for an appearance at a party thrown by Self magazine this week.
In case you missed it, those are two sunset scenes on the singer's Willow organza dress.
Fergie recently returned from a bikini-licious vacation in Mexico and maybe she's just trying to relive those heady days of yore—or maybe her stylist had one too many piña coladas before throwing her client into this fashion hurricane...
All that said we, um, like the shoes. They're from the 37-year-old's new Fergie Footwear collection. And from the looks of this pair, the label may end up being just as bizarrely addictive as Jessica Simpson's line of shoes—we mean that as a compliment.
We also love the Thierry Mugler jacket because, come on, we love Thierry Mugler everything.
Unless that Thierry Mugler jacket is paired with this dress. Nothing should ever be paired with this dress. Unless you, yourself, have had way too many piña coladas to care.