Usually when a gal wears see-through heels she's working for tips at a place with zebra-print stripper poles and a bouncer named Whiskey Joe.
But, we live, we learn! Not every clear pump is a slut pump, as proven by Emma Stone who wore these fabulous patent-and-clear-PVC Louboutins for a visit to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this week.
Now, about that leather dress...
Yes, we said leather dress.
Hey, look, if Lady Gaga can wear an unfinished one that eventually becomes jerky, we guess The Amazing Spider-Man actress can wear processed cow skin.
After all, this is leather done right, with a sleek, perfectly tailored silhouette, equally simple hair and a bright poppy of a lip that matches exactly what we saw on the Monique Lhullier runway as part of the label's fall collection.
Some may find this look a bit matchy-matchy, but fashionistas prefer the term monochrome, darlings. And if Spider-Man flops, Emma can always take the late shift at Spearmint Rhino.