Next time you think that a supermodel can get away with wearing just about anything, think twice and refer to this photo.
We had no idea that there were rattlesnakes with hides made of comet dust and Michael Jackson's pajamas, but if anyone were to own such a thing, it would be...
Well, it wouldn't be Heidi Klum. It would be Adam Lambert.
We're beginning to formulate a theory about what happened here...
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Before Lambert calls the cops and accuses the Project Runway host of stealing his clothes, you should know precisely what's going into the crime report!
The Roberto Cavalli outfit included a sheer top with strategic paneling taken from Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" days, along with black nail polish, pointy black pumps and loose blond locks.
The occasion? The finale of Germany's Next Topmodel, which took place in Cologne.
Yet the real question remains, would this outfit survive if she were being judged by her own panel?
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