We had no idea that Pucci designed funeral wear! And we really had no idea that Pucci designs funeral wear for people mourning the death of their once "It" girl status.
But here's solid evidence, folks: Fashion Star host Nicole Richie wearing this Emilio Pucci black silk organdy embellished dress from the fashion house's Spring 2012 mausoleum collection.
There are also...
Brian Atwood pumps from his corpse ‘n' casket 2012 line, a House of Harlow 1960 clutch repurposed from Marilyn Manson's tampon case and Meus jewelry that Mrs. Joel Madden wore to the 40th Annual Fifi Awards in New York.
Can we stop looking at this now? The longer we write the more we want to find a skyscraper and leap from it. The tragedy of that train! That updo from Morticia Addams' quinceanera! The ankle tat that even Angelina Jolie doesn't want!
Seriously, Nicole, who died? We mean, other than your stylist?