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Watch: Joan Rivers Gets a Lap Dance From 90210 Star Jennie Garth! Gasp!

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Forget whatever you've heard about Michael Fassbender's assets. The most sought-after lap in the biz is right here at E! and its seduced everyone from Taylor Momsen to Vanessa Williams.

Think we jest? Every star on Earth is lusting after a chance to sit on our very own Joan Rivers and we have proof!

Joan Rivers, Vanessa Williams

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Call it the Lap of Luxury, call it the Hot Seat, call it where Good Little Boys and Girls Go When They Die. All we know is that, for weeks, Hollywood hotties have been killing themselves for a chance to rub up on our queen bitch and the rest of the world is grateful for it...

Joan's latest dalliance? How about Jennie Garth, who gets both a grope and a verbal slap from Joan over the clothes the actress wore back in her 90210 days. Fair enough.

But Joan certainly doesn't seem to have any complaints over the body-hugging blue number that the 40-year-old blond wore to our set, now, does she?

Joan Rivers, Shenae Grimes
Joan Rivers, Mischa Barton

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