So, Lady Gaga showed up to the Narita International Airport in Tokyo this week wearing a spangly, over-sized Chanel jacket, fishnet stockings and a military-inspired hat that Snooki bedazzled all by herself!
That high mewling sound you hear is Teresa Giudice, seething with jealousy. Confidential to Theresa: The singer is on her way to Taipei, the next stop on her Born This Way Ball tour, in case you want to stage a theft.
Now, of course, we know what you're all thinking: Girl, where did you get those shoes?
Well, duh, Helena Bonham Carter's closet. (Fun fact: Tim Burton's gal-pal is actually only 3-feet-tall.)
We also notice a splash of hair in the shade of Cyndi Lauper ginger, plus black leather gloves and a pair of sunglasses that may or may not have been soldered onto Ms. Gaga's face before she left her hotel. And that's it! So, what you do think of...
What's that you say—"something's missing?" Whatever could you mean?