Look, if a child bride in hot pants can make videos then so can we. And unlike Courtney Stodden, we have better celeb pals!
Some of our fave friends, including Kimora Lee Simmons, Vanessa Williams and Rachel Dratch, joined the Fash Po gang for a send-up of the Carly Rae Jepsen vid "Call Me Maybe."
Yes, Katy Perry did something similar...
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But in Perry's take she wears the same blouse for more than three minutes. If that isn't a music video fashion crime, then we don't know what is.
And, no, we couldn't find a shirtless day player to push a lawnmower in our version, but Casper Smart's schedule is really packed these days.
So, without further ado, behold! Giuliana Rancic struts! Kelly Osbourne vogues! Joan Rivers fakes a heart attack...or does she?
You may also notice that we manage to show of off a couple of trends—well, a couple hundred trends—in a matter of seconds, including neon brights and animal prints.
Look closely and you may also catch a peek of Terry Richardson's stolen mustache. For the record, we hear that beer hall oompah chic is very hot for fall.
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