Kesha breaks the TMI barrier and a law or two.
We were hoping it was just a bad dream when the "Blow" singer tweeted a picture with her pants pulled down peeing in the street last night—breaking one actual law and at least ten more for common decency.
Her caption? "pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffic." Thanks for the narration, Ke$ha, cuz we weren't entirely sure what you were doing squatting with your g-string around your thighs.
This seems par for the course from the 25-year-old pop tart...
As for the PoPo, if they do get their hands on her it could be a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of $1,000 and/or six months in jail.
This isn't the first time the "Tik Tok" singer has peed in public. In 2010 she relieved herself in a sink at a Lily Allen gig. "People made a big deal about me peeing in the sink but that wasn't that shocking," she said. "I wasn't even drunk. It's an animal instinct as a human and as an animal. I had to pee," she added. "And outside there's paparazzi everywhere—what am I supposed to do? I accept it's uncouth. But it's just being an animal."
No, honey, it's just you being an animal. Have you heard of a toilet?