Look at poor Casper Smart, it's all he can do to not get mowed down by the shiny disco ball of a dress that is Jennifer Lopez. Maybe the American Idol judge is wearing all those stars to remind us who the star is in this relationship—as if we ever had any doubt. Whatever the situation, you bet Joan Rivers has something to say about it.
The couple was spotted leaving Ago Restaurant in West Hollywood—who knew they had a kids menu!
"He loves that dress," the Fashion Police host joked. "Jennifer gives Casper a star every time he successfully goes potty on his own."
And that's not all Joan had to say. Check out her jabs at Elizabeth Banks' last name, Kate Middleton's obsession with cantaloupe, as well as Snooki's pregnancy outfit and more!
Click to see all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.