Paula Patton sparkled in an Azzaro jumpsuit at the Tokyo premiere of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. But that's not the way Joan Rivers saw it.
"The only people that can get away with a jumpsuit are Elvis, Liberace, and now, governor Rod Blagojevich," quipped the Fashion Police host.
But that's not all. The hostess with the mostest also covers Jennifer Lopez's tiny dancer, Chloë Sevigny's built-in wedgie and more!
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.
PHOTOS: Fashion Police: Joan Rivers Uncut