Thanksgiving's not over yet, Joan Rangers!
Not when there are so many fash-holes to be thankful for—like Paula Abdul roaming the red carpet dressed as a desperate showgirl.
"She has no taste. With all the voices in her head, you'd think one would be a gay guy going, 'No!'," quipped Joan Rivers.
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.