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Jessica Alba

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The Perp: Jessica Alba in Tory Burch, at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City

Christmas has apparently come early for Jess. All covered up in this prim 'n' proper yet sparkly dress, black tights and pulled-back hairdo, the actress looks like a little girl all done up for her school's annual holiday pageant. Oops!

What do you think of Jessica's look? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.