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A very glittery Leighton Meester made her way down the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards, prompting Joan Rivers to reflect on the beaded Balmain mini.
"Leighton thought she was incredibly popular for once, until she realized everyone was just checking their lipstick in her dress," joked the Fashion Police host.
And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks safety tape, hooker funerals and more!
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.